Welcome one and all.

I’ve always fantasized about being a guest on Inside the Actor’s Studio (RIP James Lipton). So, behold! My deep inner truth revealed through the infamous questions of Bernard Pivot …if you know, you know… I check in periodically and update these answers, because how could I not.

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What is your favorite word?  PALIMPSEST

What is your least favorite word? WONKY

What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?  TIME ALONE

What turns you off? GREED

What is your favorite curse word? MOTHER-FUCK!

What sound or noise do you love? BIRDS CHIRPING IN THE MORNING

What sound or noise do you hate? HELICOPTERS OVERHEAD

What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?  INTERIOR DESIGNER

What profession would you not like to do?  MORTICIAN

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

 “Loren, you found a way to remain open-hearted in a world that chips away at the soul. For that, you have earned eternal peace…and the ability to eat ice cream every day without it getting old and without gaining any weight.”